Not sure whether this counts as a bump or not. =P
TL;DR: I'm awesome.
Anyhow, I'm a 15 year old, 100% Russian "dude" living in the UK with an excessively dirty mind. I speak Fluent English, Fluent Russian and Fluent Sarcasm.
All the way throughout Primary School I was left out of things and was made the target of many jokes. However this made me a stronger (in some ways) person.
I'm also not sure about how mentally stable I am. My theory is that I'm so mentally unstable that I'm free in a dark void that is myself.
I also like to think. I think very deeply when I do, and I have many contradictory and life changing theories and ideas about the world that let me get by and understand it better.
I'm good with people.
I'm a bit of a Grammar Nazi
, and I hunt down spelling errors as well.
I'm extremely good at Maths because I can apply everything that I already know into pretty much anything that has some kind of link.
I like deadpan comedy, my favourite comedian of all time being Steven Wright
. Here's a video of one of his stand-ups.
I like coding and understand computer logic very well, and I do it whenever possible.
I'm one of the best procrastinators in the world.
I work well with all Microsoft Office programs, nearly all Adobe programs, AutoCAD, and CorelDRAW.
I like editing RAM.
I have a clan, we call ourselves the RedNinjas, and we stay in contact quite often.
Sometimes I feel that what I write is a bit rushed.
Writing. I enjoy writing parodies to existing songs.
I hardly ever listen to music with vocals in them. Mostly instrumentals for me.
I like to dabble in all genres of music, for they induce different feelings.
I don't enjoy telling people about mistakes that they have made even when they ask for them.
I sometimes write like some sort of professor, utilising complicated words, phrases, and the like.
I like paradoxes
This sentence is false.
I try not to argue with friends because I'm very good at winning arguments at the expense of the opposition's good mood and a mutual friendship.
I like internet memes
, and am familiar with most of if not all of them.
Most of the time I like to play Minecraft
, but recently I've been working on a server of my own
The music in the Interstate in The Real Texas
is beautiful. I'm listening to it right now.
Surely using "I'm" so much is a crime of some sort?
I love Magicka
. I think it's an awesome game that everyone should try to be good at.
I am the Three-Thousand Nine-Hundred and Ninety-Ninth (3999th) member of these forums.
I have a website
that I don't update often. Hell, there's nothing to update.
I like to write longs texts.
I study people. I'd probably be very good at People Sciences or whatever they are called.
I like advice.
I'm going to stop writing now.